Google = Scholastic Excellence?

Students have it easy nowadays. They are able to get an answer to almost any question via the all-powerful search engine. Trust me, I know as it's assisted me tremendously since I started these two classes. Back in the day we had to walk our lazy asses to the library and struggle with a kludgy mainframe library database then waste precious time searching for books or materials in the library that frequently doesn't even exist. Even worse, sometimes we had to operate the archaic microfiche machine. Imagine how long seeking for information about "The effects of depreciation on GDP" would take on a muthafuckin microfiche machine. Days, no doubt. Google takes about .03523 seconds to do round up superior information. How the hell could a kid flunk out nowadays?