The Most Beautiful Day

Today at 2:18PM PST in San Francisco, CA, my angelic baby daughter was born. Man, she's precious...

Precious enough to actually change me. At least for awhile. I knew this as soon as she threw up on me right after I turned my head to check out a cute nurse's ass. She'll need my undivided attention and she will make sure she gets it. Who am I to deprive her or even complain about it?

With that said, I'm going on a much-needed hiatus. I could come back tomorrow, in a month, or maybe never. Who knows.